What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:03

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is my elder sister so mean?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Which movies have the best endings?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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